Tuesday, December 28, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 25



Finally, I was able to upload this video recap of the 2010 LEGO Advent Calendar. Don't know what went wrong with the last two uploads. However, this was fun.

I don't know if I'll do the same next year, or find something different. Hope you enjoyed watching.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

My One Christmas Decoration


My grandma thought I needed to have at least one Christmas decoration. (She was right.)

Week of Loss - Dec. 26

This week I gained 1.6 lbs., and am 4.6 lbs. under my year-end goal weight (199 lbs.).

Continue to monitor my progress and other health and wellness information over at A Year of Loss and Health, Pirate.

(It was all the Christmas foods.)

Saturday, December 25, 2010

What We'll Be Delivering 2010


This is what the Monkey and I have purchased for presents this year (with the exception of a mirror - it's wrapped with a couple of stars and leaning away from the door so it doesn't break before we deliver it). Not a bad little pile of presents to deliver.

I Brought It Back


We haven't done Christmas stockings in my family for a few years...until NOW! I brought the stocking back. This one is crammed full of Christmasy goodness for my brother, a.k.a. The Monkey.

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 24



There are some glitches from editing in this, but the video matched up with the music pretty well. I was happy to finally see the train engine that would connect to the two train cars. And with this, the calendar is done.

Friday, December 24, 2010

A NSFW "A Christmas Carol"

I found this to be hilarious and entertaining and entirely the opposite of the Christmas spirt.

Duane Swierczynski's "A Christmas Carol."

It is highly inappropriate and contains naughty, naughty language. (You were warned.)

Snowman of the Year

I wish I could say I thought of this, but I didn't. Still, this is the snowman of the year.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

It Grew

My Grinch-heart grew this evening. Not all the way to normal size, but just enough that I was able to think of an idea that will make Christmas a bit better for someone I know.


It's not a new idea, but something that's been missing for a few years, and I'm happy to bring it back. I'd tell you what I'm planning, but that would spoil it the surprise.

Now I'm actually looking forward to Christmas.

To All You Diet Haters

I just wanted to prove to all you haters that I DO eat. It might not be many calories, but I'm eating. And eating healthy.


566.55 calories.

I had tuna with mustard, an applesauce cup, pistachios, blueberry Craisins, carrot chips, mozzarella cheese, and cranberry/blackberry V8 Fusion juice. It was a nice lunch.

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 23



This was a fun build. Liked the tree, and was able to add a song that fit nicely.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 22



Only 2 days to go. Thinking about putting it all together into something to recap the experience for Day 25.

The Movie Maven's Top 10 Movies



There's some funny stuff here. And good movies. And the beautiful Tara Perry. What's not to love?

(Mostly) Vacation

I'm on (mostly) vacation!

Finally.

You don't understand - or maybe you do - just how great it feels to not have to go to work (both jobs) tomorrow. It's not that I don't enjoy my (day) job, it's just that it is very time intensive and demanding work. Every little break is greatly appreciated. If for nothing else, to recharge.

The vacation - 11 days - will be spent working out, reading books, watching movies, reading comics, cleaning house, making lists, and sleeping. I actually can't think of a better way to spend my time. (Well, okay, I can. This will be cheaper.)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 21



Almost done, which is a good thing because I'm running out of room to set my LEGO builds on the fold down box/mat. This train car connects to the other. I wonder if a train engine is in the future?

Monday, December 20, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 20

Lacking the Christmas Spirit


This is me. This has been me for the past few years at Christmas time. It's not that I don't like Christmas, but I've lost the Christmas spirit. It's just another day, more or less. (I miss it, but I can't bring myself to care.)

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Week of Loss - Dec. 19

This week I lost 4.8 lbs., and am 6 lbs. under my year-end goal weight (199 lbs.).

Continue to monitor my progress and other health and wellness information over at A Year of Loss and Health, Pirate.

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 19

Saturday, December 18, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 18



Best. Day. Yet. A naked Santa with a scrubbing brush!? How awesome. This will be the leader of my LEGO army.

Friday, December 17, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 17



This build went terribly. Probably didn't help that I was dead tired and trying to do it. I just wasn't satisfied with any part of it. *shrug* Can't win 'em all.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 14



Different camera angle...not any better. In fact, with a large project, it'd be tough to really show as I build. Also, I shot a little too high - you can't see the pile of pieces. Again, not that it mattered with this build.

Still, another soldier to add to the LEGO army. This one with bread!

Monday, December 13, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 13



What a cute little firetruck.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

LEGO Zombie Apocalypse


I wish I could be a part of something like this. LEGO Zombie Apocalypse!

Old vs. New



My 10 year-old self (heck, who am I kidding - me now) is in heaven.

Don't Quit Your Day Job


The Justice League of America as a 70's punk band. Nicely done.

Batman Beyond


Was so happy to find an action figure of this version of Batman. The Batman Beyond costume is sharp and simple.

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 12



This reminds me that I haven't been out to my uncle's to split wood in awhile. Not that I'd want to be out doing that today - it's cold. Just loading groceries into the car was an experience.

Halfway done with the Advent calendar. Only 13 days until Christmas. (Oh, and isn't it strange that there's no Day 25 on this calendar? Seems a little cheap.)

Week of Loss - Dec. 12

This week I lost 5 lbs., and am 1.2 lbs. under my year-end goal weight (199 lbs.).

Continue to monitor my progress and other health and wellness information over at A Year of Loss and Health, Pirate.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 11



I could have used one of these today while working outside in the cold and wind.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Overlooked Catastrophe/Blessing

In my frustration/anger last night about my end of the day troubles I neglected to mention the following devastating news:

My watch broke.

I know. I'm at a loss. I have to have a watch. I'm at wit's end if I can't look to my wrist and see that three minutes have passed.

A small piece on the face came loose and now catches my minute hand around the 40-minute mark every rotation. I've tried all I can to save the watch, but I'm no miracle worker.


The down side is that I really liked this watch; it had an impressive face and heft.

The up side is that I can purchase a new, better watch. I would have picked one out tonight, but I didn't make it to the mall (there were no great movies out to see this weekend - at least, not around here).

As soon as I get the new watch I'll show-and-tell it for you.

Furnace Problems

I came home last night to a frozen home. The furnace was no longer running, and it had dropped to 56 degrees inside. I'm just happy it wasn't any colder outside than it was, or who knows how cold it might have become inside.

I called to have the furnace looked at today, and they were able to fix it while I was at work. Turns out I had an "extremely dirty flame sensor" and a plugged vent tube on the inducer (whatever that is).

$37 for labor. $80 for a trip charge. And it cost me $124.02 after tax to have the heat restored to my home.


Still keeping the thermostat set at 63 degrees, but with the unseasonably warm day we had, I returned home to a house resting at a comfortable 66.

Thor Trailer



Doesn't have the same...high quality...feel as say, IRON MAN, or either of the new Batman movies, but it does look entertaining. There's just something about it and GREEN LANTERN - and maybe it's just the trailer itself and some unpolished CGI - that doesn't have me quaking in anticipation.

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 10



Another soldier to add to the LEGO army I'm amassing. I like that the dude came with an extra hair piece. If only it was large enough for me...

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 8



Had some difficulty getting this video to post. I normally share it to YouTube through iMovie, but for some reason it wasn't working tonight. I was able to just upload it through YouTube after exporting the file to my desktop. Hmm. Hope the sharing works again tomorrow; that's so much easier.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 7



I was especially pleased with how a BOOM in the music track (11 seconds in) cued up with the exploding packet of parts that knocked down two LEGO people.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Game of Thrones Inside Look

Now that THE WALKING DEAD is on break (for nearly a year!), I need something else to watch. HBO has an adaptation of the novel, A GAME OF THRONES by George R. R. Martin - book 1 in the series, A Song of Ice and Fire. It's epic fantasy. And I don't normally dig that kind of stuff, but this looks promising. It doesn't begin until April, but that's not as far away as October (damn you slow-moving zombies).

Here's an inside look:



And a teaser:

Week of Loss - Dec. 5

This week I lost 6.4 lbs., and am within 3.8 lbs. of my year-end goal weight (199 lbs.).

Continue to monitor my progress and other health and wellness information over at A Year of Loss and Health, Pirate.

SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE in 6 Panels

Artist Chris Samnee has condensed SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE to just 6 comic panels.

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 6



GUEST HANDS. The Monkey was around today, so I thought I'd let him share in the LEGO Advent joy. (Lucky bastard got a person; I love the LEGO people.)

Sunday, December 5, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 5



This is my favorite Advent video so far. I like what the music adds to the build, a simple, catchy version of "Pop Goes the Weasel."

What I Want To Eat




I want the pepperoni pizza - any pizza - so bad that I picked up some ingredients to make my own for this week's meals. It won't be as greasy good as the photo above, but it will hopefully satisfy the craving.

(And the corn dogs? I just love corn dogs.)

Saturday, December 4, 2010

The Lost DR. WHO Opening by Craig Ferguson



I like Craig Ferguson's show in part for these amazing opening song and dance numbers. They are hilarious. Too bad this one didn't air. I'm glad I could find it online.

For My Messed Up Hands


(My hands - they are cracked and bleeding worse than I can ever remember. So very painful.)

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 4



For the life of me, I couldn't figure out what I was building until it was done. It's a snow blower. Sure is.

Reminds me that we still haven't had a good snow yet. Come on, it's already December. Where's the snow?

Holiday Decorations

If I weren't so scared of heights, I'd be all over my house doing just like the home on the right.


At least I hope I'd be this clever. (And funny.)

Friday, December 3, 2010

The Newest Amazon Package

This was my package from yesterday.


Very cool stuff.


Included in this shipment were:

THE WALKING DEAD vol. 10 by Robert Kirkman and Charlie Adlard
THE WALKING DEAD vol. 12 by Robert Kirkman and Charlie Adlard
DC COMICS: YEAR BY YEAR
SUPERMAN: EARTH ONE by J. Michael Straczynski and Shane Davis
SPY VS SPY: THE COMPLETE CASEBOOK vol. 1
FIND THE GIRL: POEMS by Lightsey Darst
JACK: SECRET HISTORIES by F. Paul Wilson
BATMAN & ROBIN: BATMAN VS ROBIN by Grant Morrison and Various
MODERN MASTERS vol. 21: CHRIS SPROUSE

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 3



Again, I don't know what this has to do with Christmas...

Thursday, December 2, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 2



I don't know what a punk in a hoodie with two swords has to do with the holiday season, and I don't care. I'm happy to add to my LEGO army.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

LEGO Advent Calendar 2010 - Day 1



Each day, depending on the time I have available, I'll get a video posted of me tearing through this awesome LEGO Advent Calendar.

This was a rush job. So no music. But, enjoy.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Week of Loss - Nov. 28

This week I lost 3.8 lbs., and am within 10.2 lbs. of my year-end goal weight (199 lbs.).

Continue to monitor my progress and other health and wellness information over at A Year of Loss and Health, Pirate.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Today's Amazon.com Package of Goodies.

Today's Amazon.com package of goodies. (On Twitpic.)

Yes, that's some good stuff:

AMERICAN VAMPIRE vol. 1 by Scott Snyder, Rafael Albuquerque, and Stephen King.
THE COMPLETE ESSEX COUNTY by Jeff Lemire.
THE WALKING DEAD vol. 11 by Robert Kirkman and Charlie Adlard.
TELLING LIES FOR FUN & PROFIT by Lawrence Block.

AND...

ART & SKULDUGGERY: The Art of Tony Harris. (This is amazing!)

LEGO Toy Story Squeeze Toy Alien & Ship

Black Friday Booty

I woke up early (3:15 AM) to stand in line for an hour in the cold (12 degrees) outside Best Buy for these, my morning pirate's treasure.


Hard to pass up TV series on the cheap.

My One Piece


This was my wonderful, one piece of pie yesterday.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

What's Thanksgiving Without Guns

Pulp Wars


Karl Urban as the new (and awesome) Judge Dredd.


(It fits the theme.)


The always hip, Tank Girl.


Happy Thanksgiving, 2010!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Finally Had Some Time to Play



Shot with my digital camera. Put together in iMovie. I know I can do better, but at least it got me using the tools. More to come...

Guess What's On My Mind

Take a guess what I'm thinking about this Thanksgiving...






Bad food! And I'll have none of it. I'm even going to bring my own meal so that I can make sure to eat healthy. (And yes, I know that nothing I showed was a traditional Thanksgiving food, but damn did they look tasty.)

I will, however, have at least one of these:

The Star Trek Home

This makes the interconnected home computing system my uncle has in place look relatively Stone-Age (sorry, man) in design. It's pretty cool.



And of course, I want one.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

My Hands

My hands hurt.
They dry out around the knuckles every winter, crack and bleed and burn. It probably didn't help that tonight I was out pushing carts at work without gloves when temps were in the teens. They are especially sore now.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Newest (and Best) Trailer for The Green Hornet

At first I had only a passing interest (I'd see it because it'd be the new movie in theaters that week), but I have to say that after this trailer I'm a lot more interested.

Spending Sundays with Friends

Week of Loss - Nov. 21

This week I lost 5.4 lbs., and am within 14 lbs. of my year-end goal weight (199 lbs.).

Continue to monitor my progress and other health and wellness information over at A Year of Loss and Health, Pirate.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

For the Monkey

For the Monkey, because I know how much he likes his cheese fries:

Source Code Trailer

For your morning enjoyment, here's the trailer for what appears to be another great movie by the director of Moon.

Enjoy. (I love this kind of movie.)

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Couple of Jokers

A couple of real jokers...


It's me (on left) and @crshaver. Ha!

Cowboys & Aliens Trailer!


Holy. Shit.

Sorry Green Lantern, but THIS is my summer 2011 movie.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Monday, November 15, 2010

The Walking Dead...Amazing!

THE WALKING DEAD is amazing. It has everything you want in a horror series. Tension. Scares. Heart. Guts. In a word: story.

I had hoped it would be as good as the series of graphic novels it was based upon, and I was pleasantly surprised. It's my must watch show of the week. Too bad the first season is only 6 episodes long (we're halfway done). The wait between weeks is tough, but the wait between seasons will be unbearable. The only good news is that the second season is scheduled to be 13 episodes long. I cannot wait.

Oh, and this is hilarious:

Source: http://sirose.tumblr.com/post/1517842344

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Week of Loss - Nov. 14

This week I lost 2 lbs., and am within 19.4 lbs. of my year-end goal weight (199 lbs.).

Continue to monitor my progress and other health and wellness information over at A Year of Loss and Health, Pirate.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Step It Up, Alphabet


Yeah, it's got some "inappropriate" language, but who am I kidding? No one reads this blog that's easily offended. No sensibilities will be shattered.

Anyway, it's funny. Deal with it.

Week of Loss - Nov. 7

This week I lost 5.4 lbs., and am within 21.4 lbs. of my year-end goal weight (199 lbs.).

Continue to monitor my progress and other health and wellness information over at A Year of Loss and Health, Pirate.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Sucker Punch Trailer



Yeah...I'm most definitely seeing this.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Week of Loss - Oct. 31

This week I lost 6.4 lbs., and am within 26.8 lbs. of my year-end goal weight (199 lbs.).

Continue to monitor my progress and other health and wellness information over at A Year of Loss and Health, Pirate.

And Now For Something Humorous

Heh.

Happy (gross) Halloween


No thanks. I'm not hungry.

Happy Halloween 2010

Here are some pumpkins that I didn't carve, but found online.

Enjoy Escape Pirate's 2010 Pumpkin Patch.

(It's a superhero/NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS theme.)

JackSally
SpidermanJoker

And the coolest pumpkin-related thing I found this year: PUMPKINCEPTION.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

I Saw This on the TV



Hilarious. I'm sure I felt just like that baby every time I was placed in my own little racer. Zoom.

Week of Loss - Oct. 24

This week I lost 7.2 lbs., and am within 33.2 lbs. of my year-end goal weight (199 lbs.).

Continue to monitor my progress and other health and wellness information over at A Year of Loss and Health, Pirate.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Honesty

Wish I was clever enough to think of something like this if the occasion demanded it.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Mesmerizing

I could watch this over and over and over again.



Amazing. Fun. Mesmerizing.

Build A Hero

A nifty little site allowing you to create a more "super" version of yourself.

Escape Pirate as: