Friday, October 31, 2008

A Halloween Story (part II)

UNDER THE BED

(continued from part I)

If it wasn’t Donald, that left only one person. Dad.

Douglas’ dad was the kind of man who thought he was funnier than he truly was. And scaring his own two sons was hilarious to him. In fact, he thought a little fright built character. It was why Douglas didn’t get in trouble every time he tormented Donald.

It was also why Douglas poked his head out from under the covers.

“Dad? If that’s you,” Douglas said, “you scared me. Okay? You can stop now.”

Douglas paused a moment. “Dad?”

Nooooo dad. The voice sounded stronger. Closer. I’ll see you soo-oon.

Douglas didn’t know what was under his bed. He didn’t care. At that moment he knew one thing, and one thing only. He had to escape.

The window was closest, but it was also two stories down to the ground. Even if Douglas made it to the window before the thing under his bed caught him, he couldn’t be sure he’d actually jump from so high up. He was not a fan of heights.

In his mind he could picture little Donald sitting up on a tree branch, unafraid of heights, laughing down at Douglas who frantically called up for help as bony, clawed hands reached up from the ground, grasping at Douglas’ legs.

Shaking the image from his head, Douglas looked for another way out. It was too far to the door to make it safely out of the room. Somehow he knew that if he stood up on his bed to try and get a running start, the monster would know and attack before his feet left the cushion of the mattress.

It was hopeless.

Heh, heh, heh, the voice chuckled. The bed shook, just a little, with each short laugh.

Douglas hung his head. He didn’t mean to cry, but it was all he could do. The tears dripped from his eyes, rolled down his cheeks, and fell – plit, plit, plit – on his pillow.

And then it hit him. He knew just how to escape.

Douglas slipped silently out from underneath his covers. He grabbed his pillow in one hand and scooted on his bottom to the foot of the bed. He could hear the thing underneath shifting around, following the sound of his movements.

Taking a deep breath, Douglas dropped the pillow beside the bed. As soon as it hit the ground with an airy pluff, Douglas shot from the foot of the bed. In two quick bounds Douglas was at the door, nimbly twisting the doorknob, bursting into the brightly lit hallway. He slammed the door shut behind him, sinking down to the ground with his back against the sealed off room.

When he looked up he saw both of his parents staring down at him.

“Honey?” mom said. “What’s going on?”

Douglas could not speak. He continued to gasp for the breath he lost in his dash to safety.

But from out of the corner of his eye he noticed Donald standing still in his doorway. In one hand he held his battered, brown stuffed bear. On his face was plastered a smile that stretched from ear to ear. Slowly – very slowly – Donald raised his other hand up to his face. He put his index finger in front of his grinning lips and whispered very softly, shhhhhh.

The End.

Copyright 2008 Josh Shaver

Thursday, October 30, 2008

A Halloween Story (part I)

UNDER THE BED

Douglas Grayson was convinced the voice came from under his bed. The voice was no louder than a whisper, but he was sure he heard something.

Sooon, the voice had said. I’ll see you soon.

Douglas sat with his back against the headboard, clutching the covers tight against his chest. His heart was beating quick and loud and his breath was caught somewhere between his lungs and open mouth.

It was late and dark. Douglas’ eyes slowly adjusted to the darkness and he was able to make out his desk, the chest of drawers, his closet, and the T.V. Everything in its place, just as it should be.

Turning his ear to listen once more, Douglas sought the sound that had awoken him from what he remembered to be quite the cheery dream. There were puppies and ice cream and no school. Even his little brother Donald was nowhere to be seen. It was the kind of dream no one would want to leave.

But that voice – that sneaky, slick hiss – pulled him out of wonderland. And into darkness.

And into fear and frantic eyes searching a still room.

Douglas listened. Nothing. No sound but that of the wind outside tapping gently against the side of the house.

Maybe it was all in his imagination, Douglas thought. His mother had warned him about watching scary movies right before bed. Of course scary movies had never bothered him before. Tonight he was even able to convince Donald that Chuck vs. the Zombies was totally appropriate for a five year old, and not in the least bit terrifying or frightening.

It didn’t take but five minutes and one slow-moving, hideously disfigured, moaning zombie to send Donald silently screaming from the sofa.

Donald had not said a word in the six months since Douglas had popped out from inside his closet one night as he was just about to fall asleep. Wearing a blood-red clown’s nose and sharp, hairy wolf man claws, Douglas had simply scared the voice right out of his little brother.

Could little Donald be out for revenge? He was small enough, Douglas thought. He could have slipped under the bed as I was sleeping. He had given Douglas an eerie twitch of a smile as he padded in his pajama-clad feet off to bed that night.

“Donny?” Douglas whispered. “Is that you?”

The room was silent. Nothing moved. Nothing answered back.

Douglas relaxed. His white-knuckle grip on the sheets loosened. He took a deep breath. Moving to the side of his bed, Douglas dropped his head into the space between his bed and the floor.

Ssssoooon, the voice spat from deep underneath the bed.

Douglas jerked his head up and slammed his back against the headboard. He threw the bedcovers over his head, hugging his knees tightly between shaking arms.

Definitely not Donald.

(to be continued)

Copyright 2008 Josh Shaver

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Sad

I'm in the middle of reading a pretty cool science fiction novel (Old Man's War) featuring old people transferring their minds into these super-human bodies to become soldiers in a war to protect the future of humanity, and I can't help thinking just how cool my dad would have thought the whole thing was.

And it makes me sad.

Monday, March 10, 2008

New Eyes


Well, not quite new eyes, but definitely a new pair of glasses. They'll take a little getting used to, but I already think they look pretty darn good.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

When Will I Return?

I'm hoping that I can schedule my time so that I'm able to get back to writing on the blog soon. I will have 8 days of vacation from work starting Friday, the 14th of March. During that time I have no excuse not to get back to writing.

Nothing huge has happened for me in the past 6 months anyway.

Seen some great movies, read some great comics and books.

My brother got married (happy now, Ry?).

Got back on the bike today for the Chili Ride (19.6 miles) in Newton. Froze my toes off...well, just the pinky toes.

Bought some sweet measuring cups - silicone and collapsable and $17.99.



See you soon.

Monday, December 31, 2007

Last Post of 2007

This will be the last post of 2007. I know I really let the blog fall apart in the end there, but...

In 2008 I have big plans for myself: Writing. Painting. Weight loss. Girlfriend(s).

It'll be a brand new year.

A new me.

I'm excited.

See you in 2008!

Why I'll Never Be A Champion

There are kids - yeah, kids - out there that make you realize that no matter how hard you try, you just never will be any good at video games. Take for instance this video of a kid simply destroying Guitar Hero III. The kid is amazing.

I did get a chance to try Guitar Hero III yesterday at my brother's. It's fun. A lot of good songs. I finally saw the 360 bundle at Best Buy that includes both the game and wireless guitar. If I hadn't already bought myself a new toy I so totally would have been rockin' a new guitar last night.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Live from My New iPod Touch

I'm writing this from my new toy, sitting down in my living room, grinning like a fool because of the awesomeness (yes, it's a word) of technology! This was my present to myself today. Now I really won't get any work done.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Behind the Times

I know that I'm letting the world know I'm a little behind the rest of you all, but I discovered Guitar Hero II for the 360 this holiday weekend.

And boy is it addictive.

Granted, I'm only playing on Easy, but I'm already 30 songs through the career mode. There are some good songs on this game. Fun songs.

My brother and Amy were over yesterday and they were hooked as well.

I think I know what one game I might put on my Christmas list this year - that is, if I can wait until Christmas: Guitar Hero III.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Part of My Mess


This is just part of the mess that is my office at the moment. I'm happy that all my boxes are unpacked - or at least looked through. What I need are a couple more bookshelves and about a day of organizing, and my office will be tamed to the point where I can begin working in it.

You can't tell under the mess, but I have a massive desk which will be wonderful to work on. I can't spend anymore time in the office this weekend, though. I've got work to do and American Ganster to see.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

November the First

Wow, it's already November. Where does time go?

It doesn't seem like all that long ago I started this little blog running. And sure, I've posted less and less as time's gone by, but I still enjoy having an outlet for my thoughts. I'll keep it up as long as I can. Mabye some day I may even get back to regular updates...time will tell.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween, all!

Here's a picture of someone's (not mine) carved pumpkin. I wish I could carve a pumpkin that well.

Alas, I'll simply have to settle for the triangle eyes, round nose, and simple toothy grin.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Oingo Boingo Avenged

It came as pleasant surprise to me while listening to Avenged Sevenfold's new self-titled CD that they heavily sampled an old Boingo song, "Nasty Habits." It was so much like Boingo that I had to check the booklet and then hop online to see what was going on.

Turns out the band was a big fan of the Boingo. So much so that they pulled together some of the former members (Marc Mann and Steve Bartek) to help out on Avenged's new album. Avenged Sevenfold's track, "A Little Piece of Heaven," best displays the influence and a nearly identical string arrangement as is in "Nasty Habits."

I love noticing things like this because I am so not musically inclined. I can't keep a beat to save my life. I'll puff up my chest the rest of the night at my musical might.

For more information on the new album, check out this short article.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Foreign Movies

I've been on a bit of a foreign movie kick. Tonight I watched The Valet, a French romantic comedy. It was quite good. Funny and charming and nice. It's fun to watch a movie that you can simply enjoy. This one was about a parking valet who is asked to live with a supermodel so that this billionaire who is cheating on his wife (with the supermodel) can continue to get away with his affair. It's a French movie, but feels somewhat American. It's like I could picture the movie being remade here, but not being done as well as it was originally. It's worth the rental.

I'd also highly recommend Cashback. This one's a British film, and a bit...sexier. It's a comedy about an art student suffering insomnia after being dumped by his girlfriend who then goes to work on the night shift at a supermarket full of crazy employees. There's some stopping of time, some romance, and a happy ending. I enjoyed this one so much I had to buy a copy of my own.

Other great foreign Netflix choices: Love Me If You Dare and The Black Book.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

What A Weekend

So I ran for the first time in over a year. And it felt good. Today was my 11th straight Run for the Roses up in Ames, and I planned to walk the entire 5K because I am so out of shape. Instead, I started out running, and ended up running all but .75 miles of the 3.1 mile race. I was just in the zone, I suppose. It felt good and I'm only slightly sore now - I'm sure tomorrow will be worse.

I unpacked 15 book boxes and found that I'll need way more shelf space for my collection of comics, books, movies and music. I'll have to order a couple more bookcases and maybe even think about getting rid of some things (or consolidating my movies like I did my CDs).

I also went to 30 Days of Night for the second time. I ate ribs at Texas Roadhouse. I watched a bunch of 7th season Buffy the Vampire Slayer while doing work.

All in all it was a productive - but short - weekend. I hope to get back to updating the blog a bit more regularly. Sorry for the long break between posts. I think things are turning around to the point that I will have time to do some writing. Crossing my fingers.