Sunday, September 30, 2007

Where Have I Been?

No. I'm not dead, or gone. I've simply been in the process of moving.

And that means the blog has been put on the back burner. Unfortunately, this message isn't my triumphant return.

Another Great Escape, Pirate is now on hiatus until I get settled - and get some Internet service in the new place.

I hope to be back up and typing in about a week. I'll have plenty to say by then.

Until later...

Monday, September 24, 2007

And the TV Owns Me (Mondays)

The new fall TV season kicks off with a bang.

The premieres of Heroes and Journeyman. Fantastic TV.

Heroes managed to build on all that came before in the last season - even gave one character a beard (always cool) - and cranked out a great first episode of the season. A lot of the characters from last season weren't even present in this episode, but plenty of new ones - and new mysteries and questions - were introduced. The question I have: why does the man in the shipping box not remember who he is? Where did he get his necklace and his new powers? And why is he in Ireland? I love my TV with questions and cliffhangers.

Journeyman: a flawless pilot episode. This just might be my new favorite show of the season. It could be I'm a sucker for time travel, but this show is really working for me. There is, of course, the time travel, and a love story - or two, twenty years apart - and a mysterious underlying reason behind it all. Intriguing, to say the least.

Monday nights look good.

Oh, and Chuck? It was okay. Nothing great, but there were some funny moments and a hot blonde chick. If I have to make time for a life away from TV, this would be the hour on Monday I could miss.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

My Escape

There will be no Great Escape yet again.

I'm going to take my little break tonight from all my work to read a bit more in The Road. It's such a fantastic book.

If you came looking for an escape of your own, I suggest you pick up a book and read for even just 30 minutes. It's so relaxing.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

New Comics - September 19, 2007

Cover of the Week:
JLA / Hitman #9 by John McCrea
DC Comics

My favorite Hitman is back! Now this is a character and series I’ve truly missed. This two-issue mini sort of came out of the blue, but I’m not going to complain. In fact, I’m so anxious to read it that I’m going to stop typing and do just that. (By the way, check out the detail on Bats’s and Supes’s belts and Tommy’s smirking face – nicely done.)

This is a weekly list of the new comics I picked up at my local comic book shop, Mayhem Comics.

Green Arrow and Black Canary Wedding Special #1
Countdown #32
Countdown to Mystery #1
JLA / Hitman #1
Birds of Prey #110
Flash #232
Robin #166
Checkmate #18
Shadowpact #17
Aquaman: Sword of Atlantis #56
Catwoman #71
World War Hulk #4

Hatter M: The Looking Glass Wars vol. 1 (HC)

Watch for thoughts or quick reviews when a comic requires the extra attention.

New Media - September 18, 2007

New media arrives in stores on Tuesdays, so once a week – I try to limit myself to once a week – I go shopping for new books, DVDs, and music.

Here’s a taste of what has been added to my collection in the past week.

Books:
The Spiderwick Chronicles Book 1: The Field Guide by Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black
What-the-Dickens by Gregory Maguire
Isle of Swords by Wayne Thomas Batson
[and a handful of Choose Your Own Adventure books at the Planned Parenthood Book Sale]

DVDs:
Superman/Doomsday
Crash

Games:
Worms 2: Open Warfare (DS)
Jam Sessions (DS)

Music:
From the Screen to Your Stereo: Part II by New Found Glory
Drastic Fantastic by K.T. Tunstall
Even If It Kills Me by Motion City Soundtrack
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance

Look for these materials to join The Stacks in the near future. Some might even sneak by The Stacks and end up mentioned here before you know it.

Monday, September 17, 2007

The Stacks - September 17, 2007

The Stacks, a weekly list of all I’m currently reading, or watching on DVD. New materials added are underlined.

Books:
Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment by James Patterson
The Dark Tower (Dark Tower book 7) by Stephen King
On Writing by Stephen King
Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay
The Magical Life of Long Tack Sam by Ann Marie Fleming
No One Belongs Here More Than You by Miranda July
Tumble Home: A Novella and Short Stories by Amy Hempel
Pretty Little Mistakes by Heather McElhatton
His Dark Materials – Book III: The Amber Spyglass by Philip Pullman
The Road by Cormac McCarthy

Magazines:
Paste issue 32, June 2007
Corel Painter: Official Magazine #5

DVDs:
The X-Files: Season 6 (TV series)
Weeds: Season 1 (TV series)
Deadwood: Season 3 (TV series)
Futurama: Season 2 (TV series)
Black Snake Moan
The Replacement Killers
Spawn: The Animated Collection (TV series)
300
Rome: Season 1 (TV series)
Heroes: Season 1 (TV series)

Comics:
Blood: A Tale (TPB)
The Other Side (GN)
Beyond! (TPB)
Pearls Before Swine: Lions and Tigers and Crocs, Oh My! by Stephan Pastis (Treasury)
Grendel Archives (TPB)
Grendel: Devil by the Deed (TPB)
The Goon vol. 1: Nothin’ But Misery (TPB)
The Goon vol. 2: My Murderous Childhood (And Other Grievous Yarns) (TPB)
Sentences: The Life of MF Grimm (HC)
Scalped vol. 1: Indian Country (TPB)
Showcase Presents: Batman and the Outsiders vol. 1 (TPB)

Look for reviews/thoughts of selected materials from The Stacks…when I finish something. Anything.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

New Comics - September 12, 2007

Cover of the Week:
Justice Society of America #9 by Alex Ross
DC Comics

I told you about a month ago that when this Power Girl cover joined my weekly stack it would be the “sure bet” as winner. And I was correct. She has one of the most original costumes of any super-heroine, but that’s not what catches my eye on this cover. Really. It’s the tilted-up head and the hair. They look so realistic. It’s an amazing cover. The light – the shadows – the folds of the cape hanging off a single shoulder: it all works to create a very powerful image. Very nicely done, Mr. Ross.

This is a weekly list of the new comics I picked up at my local comic book shop, Mayhem Comics.

Countdown Presents: The Search for Ray Palmer #1
Countdown #33
Justice Society of America #1
Suicide Squad #1
Booster Gold #2
Justice League of America: Wedding Special #1
Casanova #9
The New Avengers #34
X-Factor #23
Punisher War Journal #11

Ultimate Spiderman vol. 18: Ultimate Knights (TPB)
Showcase Presents: Batman and the Outsiders vol. 1 (TPB)

Watch for thoughts or quick reviews when a comic requires the extra attention.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

New Media - September 11, 2007

New media arrives in stores on Tuesdays, so once a week – I try to limit myself to once a week – I go shopping for new books, DVDs, and music.

Here’s a taste of what has been added to my collection in the past week.

Books:
The Magical Life of Long Tack Sam by Ann Marie Fleming

DVDs:
Supernatural: Season 2 (TV series)
Avatar – The Last Airbender: Season 2 (TV Series)

Music:
Graduation by Kanye West
The Way of the Fist by Five Finger Death Punch

Look for these materials to join The Stacks in the near future. Some might even sneak by The Stacks and end up mentioned here before you know it.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Iron Man Trailer

I love me my superhero movies. Even the bad ones...I can generally find in them something I enjoyed.

This one - Iron Man - looks to be a great one. Aside from the obvious inclusion of Ozzy mumble-singing "Iron Man," the trailer is fantastic. Just like seeing Spidey swinging through for the city the first time, watching the Iron Man armor zipping around and smashing stuff is wonderful.

Right behind The Dark Knight, is Iron Man - a must-see movie of 2008.

The trailer went live today on Apple's website.

The Cereals Return!

I was shopping at Dahls today and what did I find?

Frankenberry. And Booberry. I know. Those are some of the best marshmallow cereals ever made.

It's been a long time since I've seen either one on the grocery store shelf. Most stores seem to have Count Chocula, but these two, they're the better cereal. I remember having these (rarely - they are a sugar cereal) when I was a kid, and loving them.

On sale, for $2.50 a box. I got myself one of each. Now, how to decide which to have for breakfast tomorrow?

The Stacks - September 10, 2007

The Stacks, a weekly list of all I’m currently reading, or watching on DVD. New materials added are underlined. The list has been pared down (a bit) to be a bit more realistic. These are the books, movies, shows, etc., that I’ve at least started and am working through.

Books:
Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment by James Patterson
The Dark Tower (Dark Tower book 7) by Stephen King
On Writing by Stephen King
Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay
The Magical Life of Long Tack Sam by Ann Marie Fleming
No One Belongs Here More Than You by Miranda July
Tumble Home: A Novella and Short Stories by Amy Hempel
Pretty Little Mistakes by Heather McElhatton
His Dark Materials – Book III: The Amber Spyglass by Philip Pullman

Magazines:
Paste issue 32, June 2007
Corel Painter: Official Magazine #5

DVDs:
The X-Files: Season 6 (TV series)
Weeds: Season 1 (TV series)
Deadwood: Season 3 (TV series)
Futurama: Season 2 (TV series)
Black Snake Moan
The Replacement Killers
Spawn: The Animated Collection (TV series)
300
Rome: Season 1 (TV series)
Heroes: Season 1 (TV series)
Dexter: Season 1 (TV series)
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Comics:
Blood: A Tale (TPB)
The Other Side (GN)
Beyond! (TPB)
Pearls Before Swine: Lions and Tigers and Crocs, Oh My! by Stephan Pastis (Treasury)
Grendel Archives (TPB)
Grendel: Devil by the Deed (TPB)
Justice League Elite vol. 1 (TPB)
The Goon vol. 0: Rough Stuff (TPB)
The Goon vol. 1: Nothin’ But Misery (TPB)
The Goon vol. 2: My Murderous Childhood (And Other Grievous Yarns) (TPB)
Sentences: The Life of MF Grimm (HC)
Scalped vol. 1: Indian Country (TPB)

Look for reviews/thoughts of selected materials from The Stacks…when I finish something. Anything.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

200th Post! -
Dexter: Music from the Series Review

Dexter: Music from the Series by Daniel Licht & Various

A Best of the Year find. I love this show. Ever since catching the first episode on a Showtime sampler disc, I’ve been hooked. Part of what hooked me was the original score. It was fun and dark and eerie. Reminiscent of Danny Elfman, the score completely killed me. How happy I was to learn that the week after I bought the first season on DVD I was be able to buy the score as well. The disc contains about 40 minutes of score and 20 minutes of music from the show – a collection of Miami-sounding songs. All fine and dandy, but it’s the score I can’t stop playing. The main title theme by Rolfe Kent just might be the single best TV theme ever written. I can’t recommend the series, or music, highly enough. Great, great work.

Quick Reviews - Movies Catch Up

Rush Hour 3
Eh. This is a sequel that didn’t really need to be made. Everything about the movie felt old and slow. I hardly laughed, and I wasn’t impressed by any new, great, or amazing fight or action sequences. I thoroughly enjoyed the first two Rush Hour movies, but this one – eh.
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War
What a…disappointment. I had assumed this would be better. I enjoy Jet Li and Jason Statham action movies. It seemed like a can’t lose combination. The shoot-out in the first 5 minutes was great, but it went quickly downhill after that. A mess of a story and some terrible actors in supporting roles brought the quality of the movie down. Way down. Even the little glimpses of action and fighting weren’t enough to save this one.
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Shoot ‘Em Up
Zany. That’s the word I’d use to describe Shoot ‘Em Up. Over-the-top. Outrageous. Babies in bulletproof vests with stinky socks for caps. Carrots in the eyes and out the back of heads. (Yes. Carrots as weapons.) From one insane idea to the next, Clive Owen powers through this action/comedy/bullets-and-gore festival of a flick. It’s like watching a cartoon – even the director makes a not-too-subtle nod to this fact. Crazy piled on top of crazy. If you are in the mood to drop your brain off at the door, and simply enjoy some violence, make sure you see this movie.

Quick Reviews - DVD Catch Up

The Black Dahlia
In the same vein as the far superior, L.A. Confidential, Dahlia is a cop drama set in Los Angeles in the 1950’s. Inspired by the real Black Dahlia murder, the movie entertains, but doesn’t stand out. There is some nifty camera work by De Palma – a couple of amazing one-shot scenes – and the actors do a decent job. It does give me yet another reason to read some of Ellroy’s novels, of which Dahlia and Confidential were based. If the novels are half as good as the movies made from them are, then I know I’d been in for a treat.
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Hex: Season 1
This is a weird little import from England. The first six episodes in this collection comprise the actual first season as it aired in England. And they kind of stink. They’re boring. Cassie goes to school at some huge manor. Cassie is witch with a dead best friend. Cassie is semi-stalked by Azazeal, a fallen angel who wants to impregnate her. Blah, blah, blah. After all the raves I read online – an adult and smart update of Buffy - I expected so very much more.

And then I watched episode 7 (the start of the show’s actual second season). It was like watching a whole new show. Some characters stuck around and some were simply gone. It was like the writers realized all their errors and corrected them. Things got scary. Interesting. Mysterious. Sexy. And like that, I ran out of episodes. The second half of the second season is being released as the show’s “second season” here in America in the near future, and I can’t wait. While you do need to slog through the first six episodes for some important back story, it’s the second season that shines and is worth viewing.
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The Venture Bros.: Season 1
An insane cartoon from The Cartoon Network. It is a certain type of humor, and so might not be a show for everyone, but I laughed hard during some of these episodes. Hank and Dean Venture are the somewhat dumb sons of semi-mad scientist, Dr. Venture. Protected by bodyguard, Brock Sampson (voiced by the wonderfully funny Patrick Warburton), the entire Venture clan continually finds itself in trouble or attacked by ninth-rate super villains. Sarcasm and insane ramblings are the driving forces behind this show. If you like your cartoons smart and caustic, you can’t go wrong with Team Venture.

Quick Reviews - Comic Collections Catch Up

Fallen Angel vol. 1: To Serve In Heaven
I loved this series when it was published – and too quickly cancelled – by DC Comics a few years back. When it switched publishers to IDW, and lost its artist, I pretty much gave up on the series. Flipping through an issue on the stands, I simply couldn’t imagine the book with out its original artist. I am so glad I, in a moment of whatever, decided to give the first volume of the new series a try. I shouldn’t be surprised that I enjoyed it as much as I did. Even the new, painted artwork by J.K. Woodward, has grown on me. Peter David, master comic storyteller that he is, has continued the story of Lee, a fallen guardian angel, and the town – Bete Noire – she protects/haunts. If you like some dark, supernatural/spiritual action, you might want to give this series a shot. Start with the DC Comics collections first, and then move to this book, and the following volumes from IDW. Very good reading.
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JSA Presents: Stars and S.T.R.I.P.E vol. 1
I just love those teen superheroes. The Ray, Hourman, Robin, Blue Beetle - they all are fun and smart and heroic. Courtney Whitmore, the Star-Spangled Kid, is no exception. I’m so happy that this series is finally being collected. I had only picked up the first couple of issues from back issue bins, and always wanted to see where the series went. Now an integral part of the Justice Society of America, Courtney has grown into a full-fledged superhero. These early adventures sure are a kick to read. Nothing too dark, just a lot of secret identity woes, teen angst, and bad guy butt-kickin’. Good stuff.
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Wasteland Book 1: Cities in Dust
Civilization is rebuilding itself, and it is not pretty. It looks like it will be up to a mysterious stranger to lead a band of villagers into one of the few remaining cities, a city with troubles hidden behind its utopian veil. This great post-apocalyptic series with mysterious strangers, dying villages, evil rulers, sand creatures, and religious natives, has started out strong and will be a welcome addition to my must-read catalog of ongoing series.
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Pears Before Swine: Sgt. Piggy’s Lonely Hearts Club Treasury
Such an amazing collection of weekly comic strips. The best part is the creator’s commentary that runs throughout the collection. Why does it always seem to be the case that my favorite comic strips don’t even run in the local paper? For every stupid Judge Parker and Rex Morgan, we lose out on The Boondocks, Liberty Meadows, and Pearls Before Swine. If you have never read a Pearls strip, you should get yourself a book, or check them out on the Internet because they’re a riot. The art is simple, but the humor is strong.

Shrinking the Pile - September 7, 2007

pile (pil) n. 1. informal A large accumulation or quantity. 2. A whole lot of Josh – more than necessary, or healthy. (American Heritage Dictionary)

Shrinking the Pile is a record of my attempt to become a more healthy dude by losing a large accumulation of weight through exercise and a healthy diet.
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Weight last week: 244 lbs
Weight this week: 247 lbs
Change of: +3 lbs

And I falter…

Up three pounds this week. It was – inevitable – I suppose.

I look around me while I’m driving and I notice person after person running. And I think, I should be out there running. I should. I’ve got Run for the Roses in about 5 weeks time, and I haven’t run since the last Run for the Roses a year ago. Wow. That – that’s a long time ago.
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Rat: It’s called “Box Me In.” I will sell them a cardboard box and tell them to shove themselves inside it until they see results.
Goat: That’s ridiculous.
Box Me In insert: A few days after sealing the box, you will become hungry. DO NOT BE AFRAID. The box is WORKING!
(Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis)

Thursday, September 6, 2007

New Comics - September 6, 2007

Cover of the Week:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 8 #6
by Jo Chen
Dark Horse Comics

There was no way this cover of Faith was not going to win. Aside from just really wanting to read this issue, the artwork on the cover is top notch. Every month the comic shop tries to give me the Georges Jeanty variant cover to Buffy, but I always switch it for the Chen one. The painted character work closely resembles the actors from the show and it’s nice to see them again – even if it isn’t up on the TV.

This is a weekly list of the new comics I picked up at my local comic book shop, Mayhem Comics.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 8 #6
Countdown #34
Infinity Inc. #1
Outsiders #50
Justice League Unlimited #37
Nightwing #136
Black Canary: Wedding Planner #1
She-Hulk #21
The Incredible Hulk #110

Supergirl and the Legion of Superheroes: Dominator War (TPB)
DMZ vol. 3: Public Works (TPB)
Sentences: The Life of MF Grimm (HC)

Watch for thoughts or quick reviews when a comic requires the extra attention.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Another Cousin!

I just found out that I have a new cousin! After a long run of girl cousins, there is finally a new Shaver boy. His name is Joe. And he is my uncle Jeff's first son.

Welcome, Joe. It's a heck of a family you have joined!

Congrats again to Jeff and Mindy!

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

New Media - September 4, 2007

New media arrives in stores on Tuesdays, so once a week – I try to limit myself to once a week – I go shopping for new books, DVDs, and music.

Here’s a taste of what has been added to my collection in the past week.

Books:
Seeing Redd by Frank Beddor

DVDs:
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Seasons 1 & 2 (TV series)

Music:
Dexter: Season 1 Soundtrack by Rofle Kent, Daniel Licht, & Various

Look for these materials to join The Stacks in the near future. Some might even sneak by The Stacks and end up mentioned here before you know it.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Comic Thoughts - Week of August 29, 2007

Short bursts of thought about comics I purchased and read the week of August 29, 2007. I have fallen so far behind that I am shortening my thoughts until I catch up on my new comics. I’ll simply rate the comics based on the writing and the art with the following scale:

Fantastic – Great – Good – Average – Mediocre – Poor

Amazons Attack! #6:
Writing – Good
Art – Good

Countdown #35:
Writing – Good
Art – Good

Wonder Woman #12:
Writing – Good
Art – Good

Batman Annual #26:
Writing – Great
Art – Great

Countdown to Adventure #1:
Writing – Great
Art – Good

Five of a Kind: Wonder Woman and Grace #1:
Writing – Good
Art – Good

Teen Titans #50:
Writing – Great
Art – Fantastic

Local #10:
Writing – Fantastic
Art – Fantastic

Comics ship late this week due to the holiday. Look for more in-depth – but still brief – thoughts at the end of the week, or over the weekend.

Labor Day 2007

I've been laboring on Labor Day.

How unfair is that?

This is supposed to be a holiday from work, not the day in which I do extra work. Hard work.

I helped my brother - along with grandpa, Steve, and Justin - move into his new townhome today. Lots of stairs, cat hair, and sweat.

Still, it was worth it.

Now I have someone to help me when I move into my townhome the first weekend in October (a month away). It's not karma...it's more like owing a favor. Either way, I have help moving - always a good thing.

Now to labor some more on my homework...

The Stacks - September 3, 2007

The Stacks, a weekly list of all I’m currently reading, or watching on DVD. New materials added are underlined.

Books:
Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment by James Patterson
The Right Stuff by Tom Wolfe
The Dark Tower (Dark Tower book 7) by Stephen King
Nightwatch by Sergei Lukayaneko
On Writing by Stephen King
Rant by Chuck Palahniuk
No One Belongs Here More Than You by Miranda July
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
Tumble Home: A Novella and Short Stories by Amy Hempel
Pretty Little Mistakes by Heather McElhatton
I, California by Stacey Grenrock Woods
Over Sea, Under Stone by Susan Cooper
Bite by Richard Laymon
His Dark Materials – Book III: The Amber Spyglass by Philip Pullman
Spook Country by William Gibson
Patriot Acts by Greg Rucka

Magazines:
Paste issue 32, June 2007
Corel Painter: Official Magazine #5

DVDs:
The X-Files: Season 6 (TV series)
Weeds: Season 1 (TV series)
Deadwood: Season 3 (TV series)
Futurama: Season 2 (TV series)
Black Snake Moan
The Replacement Killers
Spawn: The Animated Collection (TV series)
300
Rome: Season 1 (TV series)
Heroes: Season 1 (TV series)
Dexter: Season 1 (TV series)

Comics:
Blood: A Tale (TPB)
The Other Side (GN)
Beyond! (TPB)
Pearls Before Swine: Lions and Tigers and Crocs, Oh My! by Stephan Pastis (Treasury)
Grendel Archives (TPB)
Grendel: Devil by the Deed (TPB)
Alan Moore’s Complete WildC.A.T.S (TPB)
Justice League Elite vol. 1 (TPB)

Look for reviews/thoughts of selected materials from The Stacks…when I finish something. Anything.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Shrinking the Pile - August 31, 2007

pile (pil) n. 1. informal A large accumulation or quantity. 2. A whole lot of Josh – more than necessary, or healthy. (American Heritage Dictionary)

Shrinking the Pile is a record of my attempt to become a more healthy dude by losing a large accumulation of weight through exercise and a healthy diet.
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Weight last week: 244 lbs
Weight this week: 244 lbs
Change of: 0 lbs

Another late post. Another week with no change in exercise or diet.

This time there was even no change in weight loss. At least it didn’t go up.

Now. Now is the time for some sort of action. I believe I’ve lost all the weight I can without change.

It’s on.
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Rat: It’s called “Box Me In.” I will sell them a cardboard box and tell them to shove themselves inside it until they see results.
Goat: That’s ridiculous.
Box Me In insert: A few days after sealing the box, you will become hungry. DO NOT BE AFRAID. The box is WORKING!
(Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis)