Sunday, September 2, 2007

Shrinking the Pile - August 31, 2007

pile (pil) n. 1. informal A large accumulation or quantity. 2. A whole lot of Josh – more than necessary, or healthy. (American Heritage Dictionary)

Shrinking the Pile is a record of my attempt to become a more healthy dude by losing a large accumulation of weight through exercise and a healthy diet.
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Weight last week: 244 lbs
Weight this week: 244 lbs
Change of: 0 lbs

Another late post. Another week with no change in exercise or diet.

This time there was even no change in weight loss. At least it didn’t go up.

Now. Now is the time for some sort of action. I believe I’ve lost all the weight I can without change.

It’s on.
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Rat: It’s called “Box Me In.” I will sell them a cardboard box and tell them to shove themselves inside it until they see results.
Goat: That’s ridiculous.
Box Me In insert: A few days after sealing the box, you will become hungry. DO NOT BE AFRAID. The box is WORKING!
(Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis)

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